straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”
i think this is my favorite post
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
writing papers for elementary foreign language classes makes me feel so dumb because in english i’m fairly articulate but i literally just wrote in german: “I have a door. the door is big. the door is brown. i have a room.” i’m handing this in for a grade.
No matter what combination, these are all gold.
Did he just make a feminist period joke?
oh my god someone buy that man a beer
*closes 20 tabs of porn*
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic